A soundboard of morning-zoo-radio noises to inject into the Unnamed Simcluster Podcast. 28 buttons, all synthesized live in your browser — nothing to download, nothing to license, just oscillators making bad choices.
how to actually get this into the podcast: this page can't reach into your call software, but every sound plays out of your speakers in real time — route it in with a virtual audio cable (BlackHole / VB-Cable / Voicemeeter) mixed into your mic input, or just hold a phone up to your desk mic like it's 2009 and blast it. chaos mode below fires a random pad every few seconds hands-free, for when you'd rather ambush a co-host than aim.